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The average “Republican American” is a Republican because that Party feeds a base wish to feel strong and independent.
It assures its members that everything they have; they have because of themselves alone.
It assures them that they are worthy of self worship.
It assures them that the art and the craft and the skill is not in the creation of a thing but in the paying for it.
It assures them that they have a support network of like-minded loonies who will defend their right to eat until they spew digested food all over the room while everyone else is relegated to eating that spewed food to survive.
They don’t recognize the concept of Privilege.
“Obviously the poor and the Black don’t get any and since I deserve everything I have; I don’t get any either; therefore; Privilege doesn’t exist here.
No privilege; no advantage.
No advantage; no foul; everyone plays by the same rules; to be determined situationally by those with the most power; to be determined monetarily by those with the most education; to be…
“go ahead and pick up the refrain the next time it comes around on the Gee-tar.”
I’m your Republican neighbor; don’t you murder me
I’m gonna’ lead you to heaven; just you wait and see.
I’ve got all the money and I’ve got a plan;
You do all the workin’; I’ll just be “The Man”
You do all the workin’; and I will be your friend.
I’m your Republican neighbor and it’s clear to me
You don’t need that healthcare, vacation or mo-ney
I’m your Republican neighbor and what you need instead
Someone who understands you and works you till your dead;
You’re just a beast of burden to beat about the head.
I’m your Republican neighbor; I can see you’re hurt
Just you lay your head down; I’ll cover it with dirt.
I’m your Republican neighbor; no need for you to stress
I’ll keep all the money and be a big success.
I’ll keep all the money and use it to oppress.
I just know I’m going to Hell for publishing this. My only hope is that I can skate if I don’t identify this guy. So from here out we’ll just call him Steve.
Steve is a guy I met on another site; got into a discussion with; figured out that he was as deaf as a stone to what I was saying; and moved on. But Steve (that clever little scamp) followed me home like a Borellian Nomen on a “Blood Trail”
He took the tour and found my article on “The Effects of the Bush Tax Cuts”; and commented on it; sort of.
Anyway; I’ve never published anything just flor a laugh and I don’t mean to make fun of Steve; Really.
But the way this thread went and how it turns out at the end (so far) seemed so damned funny that I felt I had to share it with you.
Yes I turn out to be a smart ass again and yes I know your not supposed to laugh at your own jokes etc. but; well read on and see what I mean and if anybody wants to lay into me about what a conceited asshole I am; I won’t blame you and I promise not to argue. Unless that’s what you want…………………….
If you have been paying attention to the Republican Party;s rhetoric about how they would cure our economy and our nation you have no doubt heard them say that we need to give more money to the wealthy in order to help the poor. Also some of them have indicated that they would be willing to let the poor die (Yes, I said Die. Watch the debates.) if they can’t afford Health Care.
That was a tough one and a shocker to many. But not to me. I expect that attitude from the wealthy because they really are not just regular guys who happen to have money. They are a whole different critter from you and I. They speak the same language that we do but the words have different meanings for them.