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That George W Bush Moment

04 Nov

If; and I do mean IF; Mitt Romney were elected president; what spectacular event might we expect him to use to manipulate the nation into standing behind him. George W Bush of course; used 9/11 to propell himself to popularity and under the guise of chasing down Bin Laden (not a priority for Bush. I wonder why he was so resistant to actually punishing Osama.) While we were still waiting for our President to find and capture or kill the man who masterminded the death of thousands of American citizens; George started a war of personal vengence aginst a man who was completly unconnected with the attack; Sadaam Hussein.

This private war justified the Military Industrial Complex making billions of dollars to supply our troops; George pushing through the Patriot Act; and of course ousting Sadaam in retaliation for his insulting George’s father ten years before.

I figure Mitt will need something along the same lines to secure his place in History just as George did.

 [dreamy music begins and Angryman stares off into the distance as though in a trance]…

Yeah; I can already see the look on Mitt’s face as he pretends to care when an aid tells him  a nuclear device was detonated in D.C.. Mitt pauses then goes right back to reading a book called, “The Littlest Corporate Raider” to an elementary school class.

Upon finishing the book; Mitt; holding a seven year old girl like a shield in front of him; demands to be whisked off to “Air Force One“.

Throwing the helpless little girl to the ground; Mitt dives for the rear seat saying, “Sorry little girl; you’re on your own. It’s all about personal responsibility”

Shaking and quivering like a dog shitting peach seeds; Mitt is taken to an underground bunker where Ann awaits his arrival.

“Oh” she says, “I was so worried about you Mitty; I saw you using that middle class child as a shield and all I could think was,

‘Should have picked a wealthier kid Baby. No middle class child has enough meat on them to stop a bullet.’ I knew you should have worn you’re Magic Mormon Underwear.”

Grinning like a Fat, Fascist Cat; Mitt; washing off the urine and feces running down the back of his legs says,

“Not to worry my Pampered Puritanical Mormon Maiden; I purchased a Goldman-Sachs financial investment deal that pays off if the White House is destroyed by terrorists during my Reign; er, I mean my Administration.”

“We are sittin’ pretty Baby”

“Now I have to go on TV and console the nation; and explain how another tax cut for our wealthy friends will help insure that these terrorists don’t attack again. At least not until we can get another Black guy in here to blame it on”

As he skips away; Mitt can be heard singing to himself: (to the tune of “Yankie Doodle Dandy”)

Mitt Romney took us back to war;

got paid a pretty penny

“Put it in his wife’s trust fund;

and claimed he hadn’t any”

“Romney sold our lives away;

he’s a Fascist lion”

“Says we don’t count anyway

poor people are for dyin’.”

Vote for Barack Obama for President

Mitt says he will avoid war; create jobs; save Medicare but of course:

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