Some folks of late; have expressed concern for our beloved former House Speaker; Newt Gingrich. They fear for his political future in light of his recent statements of extremist intent and his apparent inability to look like anything but a bad imitation of Lou Costello.
But I want to reassure all you Newt fans that there is no need to worry. For one thing I received a suggestion recently that perhaps Newt should apply for the vacant position of “Dear Leader” of North Korea. But I say they are wrong. I say Newt has a bright future right here doing just as he has been doing………..What is that and shouldn’t we really be concerned for the old boy; eh… I mean Dear Speaker?………………………………………
No; don’t worry about our Newt. he is being well paid by the Big Corps to play the bumbling fool and who better to play a bumbling fool than a bumbling fool?
Ibedeh-Ibedeh- I’ll arrest the judges. eh Ibedeh ibedeh; that’s all folks.
But remember; it’s not the fool you must fear. It’s the power behind the fool.
The shadowy amorphous spectre that whispers in the fools ear. The planner and the choreographer of this Fascist Dance of Death.
Like some kind of nightmare scenario where you look left and see? The Fool
Look right and THERE! The Leader of Industry
And again THERE! The Cowboy with the downhome drawl and the badly named family getaway.
And over there; The Black Businessman who can’t seem to keep his foot out of his mouth or the women out of his pants.
All entertaining and vibrant charactors for us to be dazzled by and amazed at.
Their brash, extreme and often racist statements are just what the Spectre requires to amuse us while he takes total control and brings to Earth and America all the torments of hell for the American people to experience and let’s not forget that feeling that you have just been booted in the stomach when you realize the truth.
While we were being entertained……………………….our country has gone.
Now we have a mere shell of a nation. America in name only. And saying so is punishable by Indefinite Detention or Execution.
Look away from the show quick before you are mezmerized. Look outside the box for an answer. Outside Wall Street perhaps…..Yeh Look OWS! Not so glittery and entertaining but ever so much more real and necessary. OWS Occupy America